•Stack cans by every door & window •Sleep with one eye open (alternating every 5 seconds until it becomes muscle memory) •Assume all webcams and dogs are hacked (cover both w/ electrical tape) •Dance like there's no tomorrow (unless you're under a giraffe)
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Follow these tips and brush twice daily. You'll strike fear into the hearts of our corporate overlords and always have kissable fresh breath.
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