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if you’re a big Posting person you need to have a bit of offline life (or a good lie abt one) so on a bad day you can Post “I’m hanging out with my offline brickmaker friends and it’s much realer than this” Then next week you do a thread about how the online is realer than real
Also if you’re moving from a Real City to a Lesser City or even the Burbs, you must announce this as if you are giving a multi-week press conference at the twitter convention and you are the first person to move there since La Salle or Lewis + Clark or someone “discovered” it
"me, i bought a small farm and had three children, so when people point out im a retard on the internet, i post a photo of my farm and three children and say "great day on the farm!""
Come at me, kids! I DON’T NEED THIS
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