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The joke must be to hear that coming from a wannabe stand-up comedian, a notoriously sought-after type of potential partner.
Probably one of their best jokes of the set that night, then. Classic “joke’s really on me” stuff
I went to a comedy club in NY once, baby & amateur comedians. The other handful of people in the audience were mostly 20something suburbanites. One comedian singled me out for being old & riffed for ten minutes on how he “wouldn’t even fuck her [me] with someone else’s dick.”