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Every time I’ve been to a comedy club, the funniest moments are always when they rip into an audience member.
Yeah, either they're very good at it or very bad
I went to a comedy club in NY once, baby & amateur comedians. The other handful of people in the audience were mostly 20something suburbanites. One comedian singled me out for being old & riffed for ten minutes on how he “wouldn’t even fuck her [me] with someone else’s dick.”
The joke must be to hear that coming from a wannabe stand-up comedian, a notoriously sought-after type of potential partner.
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