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Do we at least have flying cars?! I need flying cars to escape this dystopia by inputting "Alert, Canada" as destination and taking a nap while I careen toward the (now balmy) Arctic
No, you simply move through a tube between two rooms. Diapers drop in through a hole at the top of your sleep chamber and are disposed of through a hole in the floor. You offend no one
Like hell I will, sounds like I'm holding out with a shotgun on a mountain somewhere in the People's State of West Still-Hymened-Personia
Almost heaven, the rebels say, placing a great deal of emphasis on the almost
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