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That's a good idea, seeing as how I don't know how to swim.
As my dad said repeatedly about his approaching death, "there's a first time for everything"
I found the one about knocking the ice cream cone out of a kid's hand so he'll remember you forever to be kind of funny. The rest was a snoozefest.
He was a lot better in his movies tbh. Dane Cook in the movie Waiting was iconic.
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