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Damn it, you're going to make me look up Dane Cook's standup again just because I haven't seen it since I was 12 years old lol.
Dip a toe in those waters but stay on dry land
That's a good idea, seeing as how I don't know how to swim.
As my dad said repeatedly about his approaching death, "there's a first time for everything"
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