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Side note, I still think about his joke about a poltergeist coming out of a windex bottle for trying to spray with the cap halfway between mist and jet mode.
Damn it, you're going to make me look up Dane Cook's standup again just because I haven't seen it since I was 12 years old lol.
Dip a toe in those waters but stay on dry land
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