contributing writer @wearemel, @ringer, & @splicetoday. seen in @theatlantic, @parisreview, &c. repped by @inkwellmgmt. co-host of @whatisleftpod 
You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more
[HS debate finals] debater 1: i'm not getting paid to educate you. debater 2: maybe do the reading? d1: gonna drop my venmo link right here in the zoom chat. d2: grift much? saw you liked a joe rogan show tweet, chief. [debater 2 wins. d1 is barred from all work in the US.]
[college debate finals] debater 3: i'm literally shaking rn debater 4: not a good look. log off maybe? d3: this is actual violence d4: you are personsplaining to me and people are actually dying rn d3: no. just no d4: silence is violence and talking is talking down to. QED
This is like modern day Plato
AlciBAEdes vs DemosTHOTnes
There's too much frosting on this frosting. Inside, it's just cake.
The secret of doing the workpic.twitter.com/DmKFXtd2A6
Lmaooooo d4
Well Mr. Bateman, working the deed is not as straightforward as doing the work! Read the room!
This is really fuckin funny. Run into at least one of these daily.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.
