surely I'm not the only person who responds faster to the telltale ring of the work phone than the telltale cry of their own infant
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Take the call, that's a no brainer. Also quickly dose the infant with a few drops of paregoric. Sadly I think it was cancelled because it contained 4 percent opium but whenever my parents needed a breather they just added it to the bottle.
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Sometimes you need to turn to an old pro for advice. If I was being fussy my parents just doped me up around 7 pm and I was zonked until morning. No harm done as far as I can tell.
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