The year is 2021. Twitter reporting teams have systematically eliminated each other in the course of the Great Discourse War, reducing the site to approximately 500 eggshell accounts and two blue check profiles: @MoonPie and @footlocker. Twitter stock is at an all time high.
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I AM HERE FOR IT
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Replying to @bkharnish @MoustacheClubUS and
We are in a war. The endgame is Mad Max. This is why I keep the Road Warriors/LoD as my profile banner. A reminder of what Twitter is. A 1980s hellscape. If you ain’t got muscle, you ain’t got shit.
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Oh Oliver it’s you and QAimee
doing the work of undoing the work 
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here for the work
7:38 PM - 21 Jul 2020
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