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The year is 2021. Twitter reporting teams have systematically eliminated each other in the course of the Great Discourse War, reducing the site to approximately 500 eggshell accounts and two blue check profiles: @MoonPie and @footlocker. Twitter stock is at an all time high.
“We have discovered happiness,” say the legions of bleary-eyed, self appointed hall monitors living here at the end of history and the dawn of Year Zero. “We have invented clean discourse,” they say, and blink.
