The year is 2021. Twitter reporting teams have systematically eliminated each other in the course of the Great Discourse War, reducing the site to approximately 500 eggshell accounts and two blue check profiles: @MoonPie and @footlocker. Twitter stock is at an all time high.
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Replying to @TheHierophant9 @MoonPie
7:08 PM - 21 Jul 2020
from Pittsburgh, PA
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