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"do you miss being a professor?" i am sometimes (almost never) asked. "no," I reply. "I post these tweets. I'm still out here, doing the work. It is well established that one good tweet will be read more than all the books Charles Dickens ever wrote (McLuhan, 2020)."
"Remember, even though you have thousands of followers from around the whole...to just one follower, you may be the world. So you have to give them the good content, the hits. There's a reason you want people calling it 'The Best.'" -- Oliver Bateman, 2020
I'm waiting for the inevitable story about a former professor starting an OnlyFans.
Much more affordable than tuition plus you would get "All Access" and could tip for grades
Now you make me feel better about the journal rejections I've received.
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