I wasn't even allowed to use actual knives to cut meat, open boxes, or break zip ties. I had to use my "mouth knife" and "hand knife," respectively. I also didn't strike a match until well into my 20s. That's the tea https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/1281978536195248134 …
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
Your childhood memoir would be at least as interesting as running with scissors
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Replying to @SubBeck
That's not even scratching the surface. I'd need three volumes, 1,000 pages
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