contributing writer @wearemel, @ringer, & @splicetoday. seen in @theatlantic, @parisreview, &c. repped by @inkwellmgmt. co-host of @whatisleftpod 
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"mary kay letourneau's death, like her taste in partners, was...a bit on the early side! a bit premature!" joked the hot college comedian, who was wanted in all fifty states for intent to solicit laughter. "she committed statutory rape," he added with a sly wink
ten minutes later, the hot college comedian was cancelled by a combination of age-gap relationship absolutists and people who believe the age of consent is an arbitrary construct as long as you've provided your credit card and other billing information to the younger party
The thing that really upsets me about the story is the knowledge that they got divorced a couple years ago. Shakes ones faith in true love
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