Gender reparations by replacing the on site maintenance tech with an unpaid committee of male office workers who use the 100 foot auger to remove the flushed hygiene products and stolen office supplies causing clogs
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
True story: worst part of my old bartending gig was The Work of cleaning up the ladies room. Feminine cleanliness is an elaborate hoax. Found multiple pairs of shat drawers, and a used tampon placed in the sink.
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Replying to @SlavojT
Plumbing is my regrettable trade skill so I have augered some bad ones in the past few years. Also watched a master plumber eat a sub sandwich while stepping on a motorized auger with his bare feet. The work
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @SlavojT
"Blood borne pathogens? Hepatitis? What are those things???"
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @SlavojT
I believe
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @SlavojT
I was a dishwasher at a chinese restaurant once & had to clean the washrooms, I agree with Slavoj that the womens washroom was almost always the worst to clean. My hot take is that removing urinals is an act of aggression against janitors, that's a lot of stray piss to clean up.
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Replying to @alacrates @SlavojT
The floor smell will eventually gag you, nothing like loads of dried piss glistening on the tile
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @SlavojT
I'm heading over to http://change.org to set up a petition to demand a statement to assure the continued use & relevance of urinals
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Replying to @alacrates @MoustacheClubUS
Building a political machine from the ground up by assuring local establishments you will protect their right to piss standing up. With a barrier so no one sneaks a peek!
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Replying to @SlavojT @MoustacheClubUS
this really is the work! (partitions are a great addition to the cause of urinals...)
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Another great maintenance task to keep the techs turning wrenches too
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @SlavojT
It keeps the economy humming, and as they say, good fences make good neighbors!
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Replying to @alacrates @MoustacheClubUS
Making connections in the urinal cake industry will be crucial
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