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Gender reparations via making men sit on piss covered toilets to shit.
Gender reparations by replacing the on site maintenance tech with an unpaid committee of male office workers who use the 100 foot auger to remove the flushed hygiene products and stolen office supplies causing clogs
True story: worst part of my old bartending gig was The Work of cleaning up the ladies room. Feminine cleanliness is an elaborate hoax. Found multiple pairs of shat drawers, and a used tampon placed in the sink.
Plumbing is my regrettable trade skill so I have augered some bad ones in the past few years. Also watched a master plumber eat a sub sandwich while stepping on a motorized auger with his bare feet. The work
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