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I'm surprised there isn't a bigger push RN to remove the urinals from the walls and standardize micturation. There have been little bits of pieces of this movement, seen in VICE and Mic and so on, but it hasn't hit the big time yet
Purists like my father wouldn't have stood for it. He famously claimed to never sit down on a toilet seat (he squatted) unless he was eating on the toilet (which he did often)
I'm also surprised the diape state people haven't begun pushing to shut down the bathrooms altogether and move to crinkling the diapers? It would be worse for trash and adult diaper rash but better for work efficiency
pardon?
Yep the man ate while defecating
Based
Just doing the work
He did the work
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