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In the tenth grade, the health teacher put saran wrap over a big salad bowl and called that a "dental dam." Not even sure we covered other prophylactics, for one reason or another.
My dad was pretty woke "avant la lettre" sexually but you'd learn about the need for foreskins and the horror of condoms from him (it had to be "raw"). Those were just two of his many idiosyncratic positions
Me too during my home school years but since I wasnt paid fair market value for it it would still be considered a crime in 2020
This is the work.
I figured he'd be a bareback guy.
"no chance for romance if you've got to wear condoms because they feel like snow pants"
He was not wrong about the foreskin...
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