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When I taught health classes in Montana in 2003, it was more of the same: dental dams and genital warts existing in a vacuum. Fascinating stuff
In the tenth grade, the health teacher put saran wrap over a big salad bowl and called that a "dental dam." Not even sure we covered other prophylactics, for one reason or another.
My dad was pretty woke "avant la lettre" sexually but you'd learn about the need for foreskins and the horror of condoms from him (it had to be "raw"). Those were just two of his many idiosyncratic positions
All we got was a hilarious musical education VHS entitled "Johnny Condom" and the guys had to practice putting a condom on a banana. Then we were shown what appeared to be a horror movie about female contraception and how it could go wrong.
Our sex ed was copying all the STDs and their symptoms out of a textbook by hand
Learning by rote
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