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    Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jun 24
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    one of my biggest regrets is eating only 5 pounds of a 10 pound hamburger. had the burger been prepared rare or medium rare, i'd have finished, but it was an extra-dry "medium well." "Dead meat," as my dad would have called it. I didn't do the work. i hated to see it.pic.twitter.com/csruJKZV7l

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      1. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jun 24
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        i'm always here for it, thoughpic.twitter.com/d5S8SErQD0

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      2. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jun 24
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        Replying to @hobbsure1

        heckin chungus muscle pupperinopic.twitter.com/HJW0oeLENo

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      2. binky‏ @refucktionist Jun 24
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        Doesn't that still mean you ate the equivalent of 20 quarter pounders

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      3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jun 24
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        Replying to @refucktionist

        i can eat 4 double quarter hams (i don't like american cheese that much) with double pickles and onions in about 10 minutes. i can add on 4 triple hamburgers (just the triple cheeseburger w/ no cheese) and finish the whole thing in 15

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      2. John Skelton‏ @HugeMuscleGeek Jun 24
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        You better redeem yourself when given the chance, big guy

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      3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jun 24
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        Replying to @HugeMuscleGeek

        I've eaten some huge meals since then...2 16" pizzas that were actually very tasty. But this meal was an epic fail

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      2. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Jun 24
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        Replying to @johnson90909

        It was a weak performance. The meat was too dry

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