the takes will be over soon, you tell yourself...even as I prepare to share several hundred more scalding-hot takes, all of which are contradictory and none of which will help anything except the petit-brand I'm pushing for peanuts. I have a take for every fresh headline or clip
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I just don't understand why...what is happening...what's the play....
no clue but all the takes are on the table
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