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I'd say one of my favorite childhood memories consisted of my 350-pound father sprinting to the restroom shouting "it's running down my leg" after eating a box of Eggo waffles dipped in sour cream, but that happened a few times a week and got old fast
And he wasn't lying: sometimes a "redbrown" (!!!) liquid made up of hemorrhoid blood and diarrhea would indeed be running down his leg. He'd also just drop a deuce in his brother's car. That was something he did. That was the tea, the work. I was here for it
Sure, it was just a Camry and he preferred it to public restrooms. He did the same thing in his own station wagon, too
Was it always frozen waffles? What made it happen so often?
sometimes it was what he called "rolled oats" (oats heated in a pan with cream cheese), sometimes it was heat-n-serve pancakes with powdered sugar, sometimes it was a huge metal drum of pudding. lots of possible culprits
He did the work, for sure
you have a beautiful mind.
I was there for it. @CharlieHBateman was too
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