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Easy not to read things when you read so little you’re at the point of functional illiteracy. I just recognise the important numbers on the back of the pasta box.
yeah, 10 minutes to al dente isn't 100 minutes
And g of protein per 100 because when I lost the ability to read I started to believe in the macroz fairy. It’s like the tooth fairy, but she leaves muscle protein synthesis under your pillow in exchange for obsessing about things that don’t matter.
Only thing that matters is doing the work and being there for it.
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