when it came time for "Cobra Commander" - that legendary PMC who built "COBRA" like a pyramid scheme - to assent to his own demotion, becoming a "middle manager" licking the boots of the genetically-engineered "Serpentor" whose creation he spearheaded, he took one for the team.
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"COBRA" was some sort of evangelical/sales hustle he masterminded, and yet he came to believe deeply enough in its ethos of shooting blue lasers and losing pitched battles that he realized it needed to be led by a real man's man made from the DNA of some true world-beaters
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Replying to @htmlmencken
That's a story arc I'm here for. And the Baroness is getting venmoed by Duke and has Snake Eyes subscribing to her OnlyFans. The work
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Here for that
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Dreadnoks are the Chuds, always throwing a wrench into the plans of Cobra and the Joes. Cobra Commander tired of undependable subordinates and that's why he created the fully automated luxury underlings, the BAT troopers
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Yes, true bots and sock puppets to juice his brand
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