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this is, I think, the trajectory for any kind of sales wonk with no skills past networking, white papers, and the "gift of gab." Cobra Commander did the work, you see. He Organized. He got out in the Streets. And he was cucked by his subordinates and swallowed by his own creation
were BuzzFeed or Teen Vogue daring enough to "center" a toxically man-boy cartoon from the 1980s, they might get a hell of a hot take about how Cobra Commander's career trajectory isn't dissimilar to Bernie Sanders', who is destined to be swallowed whole after losing bigly
Let me tell you: Cobra Commander was here for it. He believed in the work he did. He accommodated all of his easily triggered subordinates, who findommed him (Destro) or kept his nether regions in some kind of chastity strap (Baroness) or trolled him (Bludd, Mindbender, Zartan)
that would've been a great episode though, wouldn't it? where you see CC checking his PayPal to see another $200mil contribution that's actually from "Duke" that he puts toward his Magical Murder Machine (plans sold to him by Shipwreck dressed as a sheik or some such thing)
This is doing the work
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