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there's also no need to keep making these stupid fucking movies telling the same old stories over and over again, veritable big macs of the cinema that go down smooth and come out gooey
Pumping up these otherwise wimpy actors always made me uncomfortable, like they were bringing to reality the many phony instances of "jock" and "swimmer's build" (these people were neither jocks nor swimmers, to be sure) in the cas encounters ads
I'm here for that. You get a couple 40 year olds and cast them as 16 year old geeks going to prom and hoping to get their cherries popped...a tale as old as time!
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