Broke: following your kid's social media pages to engage w/ them Woke: subscribing to their podcast on patreon Bespoke: joining their OnlyFans & tipping them to pay for the emotional labor of saying good night to them, because sex work is real work & real life is all work
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Thinking I'll stick with my "no internet" policy tyvm lol
In 10 years that last one will likely be standard operating procedure rather than a mere hot take, and a barf bag will be permanently affixed to my face
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Give them AOL.. My grandma uses it. They can check the latest stock numbers and create birthday cards. Even e-mail
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Just don't tie up the phone line!
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