Oliver Bateman Does the WorkVerified account

the "baby web" is full of the worst-written content (most of it by publicists under journo bylines) and rife w/ misinformation unlike anything I've encountered anywhere else. most of the advice is some mix of folk wisdom, marketing, superstition, and "stopped clock" reasoning

What we need is hot takes surrounding kids on leashes

Hahaha, I would absolutely read them

I also want to ban those mini-carts for children at the grocery store. They’re for dwarves only.

Hahaha exactly. Other than Macaulay Culkin, what kid goes grocery shopping?

I don’t want to know.

Oh no it’s nothing bad, he bought groceries in home alone