my shark tank pitch (can't miss) Me: [goes on the shark tank with 30 big mac and grand mac sandwiches (15/15)] Sharks: we will offer you $200,000 for 20% of that Me [eating]: no. My art is not for sale [Mic drop, rimshot, FIN]
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