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One of my favorite pastimes is getting extremely online and watching people w/ stupid hobbies mock other people w/ different stupid hobbies. "Fantasy football? So lame! I'm gonna go do a full astrological chart and a couple tarot readings...now that's an unimpeachable hobby!"
FYI: all hobbies are stupid, unless you're paid for them (as I am)...then they're work, and work sucks. You can't win! Either way, I'm off to watch some 80s muscle wrestlers do some pre-match posing and arm wrestling. Now there's the tea
Money or Fame... or nothing
Leave Headis alone! DnD is dumb, but Headis that is the jam.https://gfycat.com/fancyinexperiencedgalapagosdove …
Wow that's the tea
Normal people like sports and that's extremely problematic to me
You hate to see it
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