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I want to hear them all. I want you to slug it out. I want you to cancel each other. Suspend each other. Destroy each other. Gaslight the match and die for a teen vogue take on toxic masc and some other stuff an editor slapped together to drive traffic. Feed me from the garbage
I'm not kidding. I love to see it. I love to see the dumbest things you can show me. I want to drink deeply of them. I want to taste them all. The takes. One after the other, straight from the waste disposal, just like when I was a bad kid and my parents taught me a Lesson
joseph biden will be the leftest president because when he's ruling from the nursing home, he will project his goodwill for his nurses onto the electorate.
Here for it, a man of the people in the nursing home, locking it down and fighting against the Covid the way ex wrestler Verne Gagne fought against some other guy in the nursing home
Usually my partner and I trade off cooking and I mainly do dishes as she's working from home. Today she did both and I exclaimed "you're doing the work!" She replied "well, I know you're going to handle it again tomorrow." and I replied, "Well, I'm here for it." Damn you Oliver.
You love to see it
Is it too late to nominate this or has there been a worse take?https://theintercept.com/2020/04/20/joe-biden-elizabeth-warren-vice-president/ …
How I rate the arguments in that piece:https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1252373946730569729 …
Where's the damn TEA?
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