i like when a steroid-using actor hits late middle age and their body starts developing the muscle tone of beef jerky, the taut skin turns purple yet almost melts off the face, the visible veins become as thick as tree trunks and you're wondering why they're vascular or varicose
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
Hugh Jackman, but honestly varicose veins is kind of a fair trade off for that strength and agility
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hugh jackman has enjoyed a late-life "second puberty" that has seen him get consistently more ripped across 2 decades of playing wolverine
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
He gets older and the anavar gets better, the work
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Replying to @AdamLehrer @MoustacheClubUS
Wait does this mean he is beating the odds. His face hath not the purp.
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Hello? Is this thing on? I need to know if there is a wolverine's-abs-shaped light at the end of the tunnel of my thirties, or if it really does come down to the choice between noodle-bod vs a fucked melting face. Help me obi-bateman Kenobi, my account locked + ur my only followr
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All this time I believed if I just did enough ab slabs + glute toots, I too would be able to open beer cans with my lats.
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The kids stay the same age, Jackman gets older, and the drugs get better
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