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Imagine being the hot taker who writes "How the Left Can Win" and "What the Left Should Do Now" essays all day long and twice on Sundays. This is a bear market for the rest of us, but a bull market for you, Kid! Keep those armchair quarterback hot takes under the heat lamp!
26 years old, have worked an internship and received an Ivy-adjacent liberal arts education, and now here it comes, sophmoric fastball down the middle: HERE IS HOW THE LEFT WINS (IN THE MCU). Boom. Add some gaslighting and a little toxic masculinity and now you're an author!
Here's the Bateman Promise (TM): I will never tell you how the left wins. The cliched reason is because "you kids have to write that story" and the real reason is because, after 20 years of thinking til finally I'm out-thunk, I can't for the life of me tell you how that happens
Maybe we'll get communism through the backdoor, when some flag-waver decides national defense and national healthcare and the prison system should all be universalized. Most likely we'll get anarchic dual power neoliberalism that way tho, when some sweet pol does it for the Kids
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