in the future, my lack of thirsty DMs, 100% teetotaler lifestyle, and wholesome, family-oriented content will make me suitable for a leadership role in a throwback religious cult
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That's the Content Promise: clean, no name-calling or internecine feuding, always smiling, but the jet-black pessimism tea is still darker than a trillion midnights
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you know in your heart I'm right
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