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Oliver Bateman Does the Work
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    1. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Apr 4
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      Andrew Yang should be calling Wrestlemania. That's the crossover we need now. That's the work. That's the tea.

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    2. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Apr 4
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      Remember Andrew Yang from the politics? Now he's doing the wrestling! Also Vince needs to bring back the guy who did the Obama impression. America needs that now more than ever

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    3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Apr 4
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      Andrew Yang really could work in the context of the WWE universe. He'd keep pushing the "I'm good at math" punchline and Vince could dial the stereotypes up to 11 after making him some kind of number-crunching authority figure

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    4. the creature‏ @BlackLagooner Apr 4
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      i can see him interrupting a promo with a snappy line like “excuse me! excuse me! that simply doesn’t add up!” and boy oh boy paul heyman would be so owned

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    5. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Apr 5
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      and yang knows math because ... [insert stereotype, his stereotyping, not mine]

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    6. the creature‏ @BlackLagooner Apr 5
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      “...oh, oh my god King that’s IRS’s music! No! No! It can’t be!”pic.twitter.com/2OfjWsOxzf

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      Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Apr 5
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      "They're gonna tax the UBI...they have to...all income from whatever source...sixteenth amendment and that's the bottom line"pic.twitter.com/hG6gj8aFlb

      1:00 AM - 5 Apr 2020
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        1. the creature‏ @BlackLagooner Apr 5
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          hahahahaha fuck

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          It's written as an advance rebate check from 2020. You don't pay taxes on rebates. Your rebate is what you get after overpaying taxes.

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