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Last week my dad told me had to go out to buy a lottery ticket and he wasn't quite ready for the unimpressed "Are you fucking kidding me?" stare I gave him.
I thought being on the front page of the paper would stop them, but no, Robin (my stepdad) bought five copies of the paper and is calling this his last hurrah
