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Back when I was a cook, I would do horrible things to the food I made. But unlike my hypocritical peers, I would eat that food
One of my cool tricks was the "meat slide" -- I can swallow and then regurgitate pieces of raw meat. I'd then cook them on the grill like nbd. If it's cooked and already eaten by me when I do this, I call it "meat gum" or a "palate cleanser"
The more I read things from you the more Twisted I realize you are LOL
I'm just a hillbilly kid, Phyllis
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