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my dad wrote an email in 2012 about why this horrible "conveyor belt" method was ideal "best Pizza around. Cleanest as well….conveyor belt makes it so pizza is not touched by any but mine own hand…"https://crazydademails.tumblr.com/post/55238710888/pizza-hut …
robots don't have dat corona
untouched by the hand of man, right into a trash bag
Ex-dominos with conveyor. I assure you there's plenty of hands on your pizza.
How could there not be? Unless they take the next step and cook the pizza, pre dressed, in a plastic bag
A dream future of interstellar pizza drops
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