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trump + covid-19 + unrest among the slacktivists and wonks + influencers unused to going more than a few hours without attention = pretty much an endlessly renewable source of hot takes. we've gone from coal-burning hot takes to nuclear fission.
covid-19 will make people sick and kill people, but what it really does is generate takes. just slap "covid-19" into that lede and you're good to go. you can pretty much just find some top take person's take trove and re-write them all with "covid-19" added in
doing tv summaries? covid-19 in every single one. reviewing movies? covid-19 better be in there. sports? yeah, i'm looking at you, covid-19. bonus points if we can get some trump in there. a trump take. mention disaster daddy cuomo. really stir that hot take tea
parenting in the age of covid-19. dating in the age of covid-19. porn in the age of covid-19. life under quarantine in the age of covid-19. social anxiety in the age of covid-19. being metoo'd by dm slide during the age of covid-19. how social distancing is the new manspreading
gaslighting in the age of covid-19 (can gaslighting cure covid-19?). misogynoir in the age of covid-19. is any personal essay written before covid-19 still the Essential Work? why covid-19 is distracting us from the Essential Work of tone policing the tweets
polyamory in the age of covid-19. the shitty media men list in the age of covid-19. revisiting chill in the age of covid-19 (covid is forcing us to chill and that's bad). nerd entitlement in the age of covid-19 (they're Poasting too much). dril in the age of covid-19
astrology and tarot can save us from covid-19: a story. covid-19 will stop global warming: a take. why racism is more important than covid-19. why sex work (aka real work) is more important than covid-19. why my patreon subscriptions should increase in the age of covid-19
can the dirtbag left still podcast in the age of covid-19? are rompers too dangerous in the age of covid-19? a reappraisal of erotic sneezing in the time of covid-19. how james woods became the great villain of the age of covid-19. covid-19 is showing us people fear vegan meat
plus my fave: thirst trapping in the age of covid-19. please tell me i'm sexy in the age of covid-19. please look at these sheets, these are my natal sheets, this is my natal mattress, please fuk me daddy in the age of covid-19. please raw me zaddy in the age of covid-19. pls
This one seems pretty scorching hot to me, even by COVID standards. Can you rate this on a 1-10 heat scale?https://www.themuckrake.com/main/genocide
wow this is full-on wacko. if he used different words and wasn't semi-well known, some might argue he was headed for the funny farm
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