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the thing I love about all of the administrators in higher ed is that they're so terrible at their jobs. I mean, your boss isn't your friend, and usually isn't good, but these bosses are all the worst possible people running "businesses" that produce a combination of jack + shithttps://twitter.com/michale_price/status/1241939725121921025 …
I mean, the "boss" at the university where I once taught pretty much turned that already-sad place into a diploma mill/online scam and then boasted about it making it "r1" and then resigned because he was involved in some online education scam. And he was a great innovator!
Your right wing business boss is likely a merciless monster who worships numbers they understand only dimly or some kind of elonmuskish con artist, but these university and nonprofit bosses are feckless buffoons who'd fuck up a one car funeral or a sex dream
Sorry for the bitter tea, kids, but it must be spilled! #DoingTheWork
I went to NYU briefly, have to say there was something uniquely horrifying about everyone there from admin down thru student body. Basically Kafka's The Trial, except instead of totalitarian state it's just poseurs.
That place is a real cash register. What was your experience like?
What really blows my mind is that these are like *minimum* 250k/yr jobs - and that's like for a community college - for a private Lib/arts school I'm guessing it's a mill-plus, easy. And yet they could be done by any redditor who took a few elocution lessons.
Also, that fucking dance. She's apparently a choreographer but it's one gigantic cringe of stabby emphatic/mourning hands from the 80's when modern was a goddamn new movement. The fact that her and people like her have been seemed 'authorities' is an indictment of us all.
She only dances at weddings
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