In the university of the future, you will need only two sets of employees: -- overpaid administrators for "strategic vision" -- financial aid / billing The modules will teach themselves, and the kids can print their diplomas using their own printers. You love to see it!
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We need to trim the university down to this, its final super saiyan form. No teachers, no books, no physical plant. Just money coming in and degrees going out. The rich can still keep doing their own thing, of course
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People often ask me what I learned in my twelve years of post-secondary education. In order of importance: - napster/soulseek downloads - development of intense anti-intellectual streak - used those nice school gyms a lot - ate a lot of $5 pizzas - sweatpants work anywhere
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Plus I learned my "insecurity sense" tingles whenever somebody tries to one-up me about book reading (never read one) or wants to be addressed as Dr Professor or some shit (call me whatever you want as long as you don't forget to call me for dinner)
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
(my dad’s version was “call me anything but late for dinner” haha)
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My dad used to say "as long you don't forget to call me an ambulance when I have a heart attack". Died of a heart attack!
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