In the university of the future, you will need only two sets of employees: -- overpaid administrators for "strategic vision" -- financial aid / billing The modules will teach themselves, and the kids can print their diplomas using their own printers. You love to see it!
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We need to trim the university down to this, its final super saiyan form. No teachers, no books, no physical plant. Just money coming in and degrees going out. The rich can still keep doing their own thing, of course
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People often ask me what I learned in my twelve years of post-secondary education. In order of importance: - napster/soulseek downloads - development of intense anti-intellectual streak - used those nice school gyms a lot - ate a lot of $5 pizzas - sweatpants work anywhere
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Replying to @celine_dionysus
Oh don't get me wrong, I wouldn't be doing the Fine Work I do today without this foundation in Playstation 2, pizza, sweats, skipping class, and so on
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ugh it's not even about the work, there's a status associated with going to a lot of school that is very desirable, like if i went back to school and somehow wound up... in my current job with no discernable add'l skills, that'd be fucking awesome
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nah I'm regarded with suspicion by the Bosses , who think I'm loyal to my other Fields of Study
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