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People often ask me what I learned in my twelve years of post-secondary education. In order of importance: - napster/soulseek downloads - development of intense anti-intellectual streak - used those nice school gyms a lot - ate a lot of $5 pizzas - sweatpants work anywhere
Plus I learned my "insecurity sense" tingles whenever somebody tries to one-up me about book reading (never read one) or wants to be addressed as Dr Professor or some shit (call me whatever you want as long as you don't forget to call me for dinner)
(my dad’s version was “call me anything but late for dinner” haha)
My dad used to say "as long you don't forget to call me an ambulance when I have a heart attack". Died of a heart attack!
dr jill biden keeping it quiet hear for it
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