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We need to trim the university down to this, its final super saiyan form. No teachers, no books, no physical plant. Just money coming in and degrees going out. The rich can still keep doing their own thing, of course
People often ask me what I learned in my twelve years of post-secondary education. In order of importance: - napster/soulseek downloads - development of intense anti-intellectual streak - used those nice school gyms a lot - ate a lot of $5 pizzas - sweatpants work anywhere
Plus I learned my "insecurity sense" tingles whenever somebody tries to one-up me about book reading (never read one) or wants to be addressed as Dr Professor or some shit (call me whatever you want as long as you don't forget to call me for dinner)
ngl i'm still jealous
Oh don't get me wrong, I wouldn't be doing the Fine Work I do today without this foundation in Playstation 2, pizza, sweats, skipping class, and so on
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