We need to trim the university down to this, its final super saiyan form. No teachers, no books, no physical plant. Just money coming in and degrees going out. The rich can still keep doing their own thing, of course
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In the university of the future, you will need only two sets of employees: -- overpaid administrators for "strategic vision" -- financial aid / billing The modules will teach themselves, and the kids can print their diplomas using their own printers. You love to see it!
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People often ask me what I learned in my twelve years of post-secondary education. In order of importance: - napster/soulseek downloads - development of intense anti-intellectual streak - used those nice school gyms a lot - ate a lot of $5 pizzas - sweatpants work anywhere
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Plus I learned my "insecurity sense" tingles whenever somebody tries to one-up me about book reading (never read one) or wants to be addressed as Dr Professor or some shit (call me whatever you want as long as you don't forget to call me for dinner)
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Can I just get access to the diploma printer plz?
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Diploma mills are the best business model, I think
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Hey now, admissions work is work
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Yeah, I guess you'd fold that into billing since nobody would be checking student backgrounds. Check cleared? Welcome!
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Uh wow don’t forget “Development”!!!
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I applied to attend an online version of my school in Ohio and never ended up doing it because I didn't have the time. They send me texts and emails every week.https://youtu.be/XQLdhVpLBVE
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