The year is 2022. The USA is up to COVID-37. 5 businesses remain open: Amazon, Walmart, UFC, Twitch, and WWE. Fights are streamed 24/7. Some athletes now enter the ring in iron lungs. The stock market has been replaced by a random number generator. It works just as well
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Most gig work now involves people paying government credits to watch each other do mundane tasks on Onlyfans. All communication occurs by podcast. Social security has given way to everyone subscribing to everyone else's patreon. Everyone lives off the all too possible whopper
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The virus has mutated so many times, owing to the world's massive population and a de-emphasizing of hand washing. Partial recoveries are sent back to work, allowing the virus to recoup its strength, breeding super-bugs. Kids chase those super-bugs and post IG stories about them
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