contributing writer @wearemel, @ringer, & @splicetoday. seen in @theatlantic, @parisreview, &c. repped by @inkwellmgmt. co-host of @whatisleftpod 
You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more
The virus has mutated so many times, owing to the world's massive population and a de-emphasizing of hand washing. Partial recoveries are sent back to work, allowing the virus to recoup its strength, breeding super-bugs. Kids chase those super-bugs and post IG stories about them
I, the man who writes Wrestler Obituaries...I work 365 days a year, sometimes filing two elegiac reminiscences a day. Nearly everyone from the attitude era is dead, including Vince. I clear a cool million a year in Amazon dot com "scrip." I smart-insulate my bunker
"How much longer can this prosperity last?" I ask, taking a hit of my can of Fiji Oxygen. The numbers look grim. At this rate, everyone who has ever wrestled a match will be dead by 2025, as will the fans who remember them. I check my provisions and unholster my sidearm
"Yes," I say, breathing deeply through my ThermoFisher silicon lungs as I step away from my keyboard in extreme fatigue, "I have had my vision." We have discovered happiness, says the last man, and blinks.
Bro ELEGIAC is my favorite word!
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.
