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    Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Mar 23
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    Wow, Texas Lt Gov Dan Patrick went on TV and said he's 70 but willing to die for the economy. This is lit af. This the tea. This is the new angle on all this. You love to see it. Die for the stocks!

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      2. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Mar 23
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        Guess Lt Gov Patrick didn't get the insider info to make some trades before his portfolio took a hit

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      3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Mar 23
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        Not only are you kids not getting your socialism, the rich are gonna make you take one for the team. Especially you kids in those dense, petri dish cities. Gotta get back to work!

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      4. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Mar 23
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        This is the real test: can you say this and not get the 2a crew and city kids out in the street? Answer: yep. Get ready to here more of this tea, kids!

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      2. Tom Joyce‏ @TomJoyceSports Mar 23
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        Replying to @MoustacheClubUS

        Is dying for the stock market the new dying for fashion?

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      3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Mar 23
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        Yes. Different optics, different aesthetics, but equally pretend. Not the death tho. That's real

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      2. Tris Mamone  ⚧️‏ @tmamone Mar 23
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        Seriously, there have been a lot of bad coronavirus hot takes coming from the Right, from fundamentalists saying washing your hands is a sign of a lack of faith to folks saying, "Fuck grandma, we need to save the economy!"

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      3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Mar 23
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        They're trying to settle on one Pure or True Take, a Company Line.

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      2. non-Euclidean Mark‏ @haircut_hippie Mar 23
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        I am hoping to be thrown into a volcano to save Boeing's share prices. this is a perfectly normal thing to want!

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      3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS Mar 23
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        Look, you love to see it. You're here for it

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      2. Arthur Kuntler  🦠‏ @ArthurKuntler Mar 23
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        Can you interview the Hulkster and get his take on the best vitamins & prayers for this trying time

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        I'm here for it

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